{"product_id":"bitcoin-clarity-delayed-conviction-confirmed-hoodie","title":"Bitcoin Clarity Delayed Conviction Confirmed Hoodie","description":"Clarity Delayed. Conviction Confirmed. — Washington can wait. Bitcoin doesn’t blink.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Clarity Delayed Bitcoin Hoodie, a crypto graphic Hoodie for holders who watched the Digital Asset Market Clarity Act — the CLARITY Act — stall in the Senate after years of market-structure debate. The bill was meant to draw cleaner lines between the SEC and CFTC, define digital commodities, and give U.S. crypto markets a real rulebook. The House passed a version in 2025. In September 2026, Senate cloture failed and the statute slipped again.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Hoodie says the quiet part out loud.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA classical statue stands blindfolded on one side. The other side breaks into orange Bitcoin pixels. Underneath: CLARITY DELAYED. CONVICTION CONFIRMED.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThat’s the whole thesis. Rules can slip. The network still settles.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\nHeather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003cbr\u003e\n• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador","brand":"Creative Canvas Labs","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":71325730537725,"sku":"9162176_5530","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":71325730570493,"sku":"9162176_5531","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":71325730603261,"sku":"9162176_5532","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":71325730636029,"sku":"9162176_5533","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":71325730668797,"sku":"9162176_5534","price":34.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":71325730701565,"sku":"9162176_5535","price":36.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/6998\/5533\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-black-front-6aac7081e33b2.jpg?v=1789685915","url":"https:\/\/creativecanvaslabs.com\/products\/bitcoin-clarity-delayed-conviction-confirmed-hoodie","provider":"Creative Canvas Labs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}