> mounting ./studio --since=2019 [OK]

CREATIVE DESIGNS FROM THE LAB

// original graphic tees from columbus, oh. // each design starts a conversation. // limited runs. no restock. wear what you stand for.

50+
STYLES
2019
FOUNDED
8
DROPS
columbus.oh
ORIGIN
cam_01 REC x:42.0 · y:56.0

Latest collections

$ ls ./collections --sort=newest
$ ls --all →
FEATURED — AI_UNIT

The vibe-code unit.

Shirts for people who ship with an LLM in the loop — hand-screened, limited, gone when they're gone.

Browse all AI & programmer tees →
Product mockup graphic tee Product mockup graphic tee — back view
933
drop_04
[NEW]
933
This Is Your Turing Test T-Shirt
$18.35
Product mockup graphic tee Product mockup graphic tee — back view
933
drop_04
[NEW]
933
AGENTIC Glitch Portrait T-Shirt
$18.35
Product mockup Glitch Simulation Theory Tee Product mockup Glitch Simulation Theory Tee — back view
693
drop_04
[NEW]
693
Simulation Reality Buffer Unstable T-Shirt - Glitch Philosophy Tee
$17.50
FIELD NOTES · 001
The shirts your standup will understand.
Read the guide →
Specimen scan
unit_id: TEE.001
ed.04 // ss26
// scanning ./specimen — drop_04

Engineered,
not dropped.

scan 000%
collection // frontpage — ed.04
34 styles live · drop_04 restocks: never
$ inspect system_log →

The index

$ ls -l ./frontpage · 34 objects
$ ls --all →
sku name / spec gsm status price
Don’t Claude and Drive T-shirt 9343595315453 →Don’t Claude and Drive T-shirt · tee in_stock $18.35
Don’t Prompt and Drive T-Shirt 9343597641981 →Don’t Prompt and Drive T-Shirt · t-shirt in_stock $18.35
Token Quota Exceeded System Log T-Shirt 9302186754301 →Token Quota Exceeded System Log T-Shirt · t-shirt in_stock $18.00
Let Me Be Frank Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Frankenstein Graphic Tee 8954823278845 →Let Me Be Frank Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Frankenstein Graphic Tee · long sleeve tee in_stock $26.50
Token Quota Mission Patch T-Shirt 9302830645501 →Token Quota Mission Patch T-Shirt · t-shirt in_stock $18.00
DOGE Pixelated White Graphic on Black T-Shirt 8873187410173 →DOGE Pixelated White Graphic on Black T-Shirt · t-shirt in_stock $19.00
// guarantees
free shipping · qualifying orders
free returns · 30 days
secure encrypted checkout
original designs · since 2019
$ cat ./manifest.txt

Original. Bold. Built like a specimen.

cotton
100% combed ringspun
weight
180–260gsm jersey
print
high-contrast, hand-screened
origin
columbus, oh
restock
none. limited run
$ ls ./field_capture

Field capture

$ view --all →
Ohio Prostate cam_01
Ohio Prostate
 Black Heart Club cam_02
Black Heart Club
 Let Me Be Frank cam_03
Let Me Be Frank