// collection takeover · drop 01

Cute monsters. Bigger nightmares.

$ shop nightmare_kids →$ meet the kids
Nightmare Kids Ember Gurl Scout Campfire ShirtEmber Gurl Scout Campfire Shirt $21.17 Nightmare Kids Thorn Rose Knife Gurl ShirtThorn Rose Knife Gurl Shirt $21.17 Nightmare Kids Rip Chainsaw Spray ShirtRip Chainsaw Spray Shirt $21.17 Nightmare Kids Bloody Clown Kid Splatter ShirtBloody Clown Kid Splatter Shirt $21.17 Nightmare Kids Camp Scout Chainsaw ShirtCamp Scout Chainsaw Shirt $21.17 Nightmare Kids Rev Kid Motorcycle ShirtRev Kid Motorcycle Shirt $21.17 Nightmare Kids Hiss Medusa Graphic ShirtHiss Medusa Graphic Shirt $21.17 Nightmare Kids Headphones Blaster ShirtHeadphones Blaster Shirt $21.07 Nightmare Kids Gore Rider Horned Kid ShirtGore Rider Horned Kid Shirt $21.17 Nightmare Kids Stitch Wagon Crate Crew ShirtStitch Wagon Crate Crew Shirt $21.17 Nightmare Kids Void Skull Astronaut ShirtVoid Skull Astronaut Shirt $21.17 Nightmare Kids Grit Green Monster Kid ShirtGrit Green Monster Kid Shirt $23.17 Rosie Bones Nightmare Kids Skeleton Rider ShirtRosie Bones Skeleton Rider Shirt $23.17 Nightmare Kids Brand Zombie Logo Graphic ShirtBrand Zombie Logo Graphic Shirt $26.32
$ view --all (14)
> mounting ./studio --since=2019 [OK]

CREATIVE DESIGNS FROM THE LAB

// original graphic tees from columbus, oh. // each design starts a conversation. // limited runs. no restock. wear what you stand for.

50+
STYLES
2019
FOUNDED
8
DROPS
columbus.oh
ORIGIN
cam_01 REC x:42.0 · y:56.0
Fish & Grits & All That Pimp Shit t-shirt — OutKast ATLiens lyric tee, navy, on model Fish & Grits & All That Pimp Shit T-Shirt $20.50 Tokyo Crazy Cat Record Store 狂猫 Unisex t-shirt Tokyo Crazy Cat Record Store 狂猫 Unisex t-shirt $21.00 Roses Really Smell Like Poo-Poo Outkast Unisex Tee Roses Really Smell Like Poo-Poo Outkast Unisex Tee $20.50 $1 Peep Show Pink T-Shirt - Light pink tee $1 Peep Show Pink T-Shirt $19.00
$ run shop

Latest collections

$ ls ./collections --sort=newest
$ ls --all →
FEATURED — AI_UNIT

The vibe-code unit.

Shirts for people who ship with an LLM in the loop — hand-screened, limited, gone when they're gone.

Browse all AI & programmer tees →
Token Quota Mission Patch T-Shirt Retro AI Mission Patch Graphic Tee Token Quota Mission Patch T-Shirt Retro AI Mission Patch Graphic Tee — back view
501
drop_04
501
Token Quota Mission Patch T-Shirt
$19.50
// popular collections
→ Prompt Engineer T-Shirts 10 → Vibe Coding T-Shirts 11 → Funny Developer T-Shirts 23 → Bitcoin T-Shirts & Hoodies 5 → Lyric T-Shirts 11 → Sarcastic T-Shirts 14
Black t-shirt with a cracked classical marble bust wearing a red AI headset and cables on the side of the head graphic tee Grey t-shirt with a cracked classical marble bust wearing a red AI headset and cables on the side of the head graphic tee — back view
069
drop_04
[NEW]
069
AI Statue Wired Classical Sculpture Shirt
$21.43
Token Dependency graphic of a cracked classical statue with an AI headset and cables, next to a red usage meter from 10% The World Is Mine to 100% Forced To Use Own Brain, with the warning Manual Thinking Required graphic tee Navy tee- Token Dependency graphic of a cracked classical statue with an AI headset and cables, next to a red usage meter from 10% The World Is Mine to 100% Forced To Use Own Brain, with the warning Manual Thinking Required graphic tee — back view
741
drop_04
[NEW]
741
Token Dependency Manual Thinking Required AI Shirt
$19.00
FIELD NOTES · 001
The shirts your standup will understand.
Read the guide →
Specimen scan
unit_id: TEE.001
ed.04 // ss26
// scanning ./specimen — drop_04

Engineered,
not dropped.

scan 000%
collection // frontpage — ed.04
39 styles live · drop_04 restocks: never
$ inspect system_log →

The index

$ ls -l ./frontpage · 39 objects
$ ls --all →
sku name / spec gsm status price
Don’t Claude and Drive T-shirt 9343595315453 →Don’t Claude and Drive T-shirt · t-shirt 142gsm in_stock $19.50
Don’t Prompt and Drive T-Shirt 9343597641981 →Don’t Prompt and Drive T-Shirt · t-shirt 142gsm in_stock $20.50
Token Quota Exceeded System Log T-Shirt 9302186754301 →Token Quota Exceeded System Log T-Shirt · t-shirt 180gsm in_stock $18.00
Let Me Be Frank Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Frankenstein Graphic Tee 8954823278845 →Let Me Be Frank Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Frankenstein Graphic Tee · long sleeve tee 142gsm in_stock $26.50
Token Quota Mission Patch T-Shirt 9302830645501 →Token Quota Mission Patch T-Shirt · t-shirt 180gsm in_stock $19.50
DOGE Pixelated Graphic T-Shirt 8873187410173 →DOGE Pixelated Graphic T-Shirt · t-shirt 115gsm in_stock $19.00
// guarantees
free shipping · qualifying orders
free returns · 30 days
secure encrypted checkout
original designs · since 2019
$ cat ./manifest.txt

Original. Bold. Built like a specimen.

cotton
100% combed ringspun
weight
180–260gsm jersey
print
high-contrast, hand-screened
origin
columbus, oh
restock
none. limited run
$ ls ./field_capture

Field capture

$ view --all →
Ohio Prostate cam_01
Ohio Prostate
 Black Heart Club cam_02
Black Heart Club
 Let Me Be Frank cam_03
Let Me Be Frank