Bitcoin T-Shirts & Hoodies

Shop Bitcoin t-shirts and hoodies for people who were early — or who wish they had been. Two designs, three ways to wear them: the Who Is Satoshi? tee, a hooded figure with the Bitcoin logo glowing where a face should be, and the Bitcoin Smiley Face tee — gold BITCOIN type over a smiley with Bitcoin-B eyes — which also comes as a heavyweight crypto hoodie for colder days and longer HODLs.

No laser eyes, no “have fun staying poor,” no clip art scraped off a dropship catalog. These are original graphics drawn flat and bold, then hand-screened in high contrast so they read across a conference floor — which is exactly where a Bitcoin shirt earns its keep. Cotton tees run a boxy, true-to-size fit; the hoodie is 8 oz cotton-blend fleece with a double-lined hood.

Limited runs, no restock — a supply cap we did not have to invent. Free shipping available. More crypto and internet-money culture: the pixel-art DOGE meme tee. New to the mystery on the front of that first shirt? Read who Satoshi Nakamoto might actually be.