AI Slop Shirts

Shop AI slop shirts for everyone on the receiving end of AI-generated work nobody bothered to read. Two designs, same red-binary language: the Slop Grenade tee — pin pulled, work thrown, sender already in another meeting — and the Slop Cocktail tee, for the handoff that was already on fire when it left. Both come as long sleeves; the grenade also comes as a heavyweight hoodie.

New to the phrase? A slop grenade is the dump-and-run: a messy draft, a broken file, a six-paragraph AI-written email that needed two lines — cheap to throw, expensive to catch. What is a slop grenade covers who coined it, what the workslop research says the cleanup actually costs, and why the handoff is the part that stings.

Limited drops, printed to order in the USA. More terminal humor next door: vibe coding tees for shipping with a model in the loop, prompt engineer tees for the job title nobody agrees on, funny developer t-shirts for the rest of the stack, and the full AI & programmer tees catalog. Worth a read too: our guide to AI and vibe-coder tees.